IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DONALD DUCK

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President Trump has been breaking off on twitter for almost two years – now his bill is coming due.

Most of you have already read, seen or heard the latest word from the soap opera south of the border. Many people would just as soon see the show come to an end – with a ‘who shot J.R. type ending’.

As much as I too would like to see the circus fold up and leave town; I’m enjoying the slow turning of the prosecutor’s screws.

Just as much as some people hate Donald Trump, there are those who hate seeing their Golden-haired boy going down for the count.

Let me see if I can describe the average Trump supporter.

Chances are their neck gets red when they are angered, and I’d guess that it doesn’t take much to set them off. They’re the type of person who is the first to disagree – black is white, up is down and facts are fake.

They have a hard time dealing with the truth, even when they see the proof right before their eyes; and Mr. Trump’s pants are on fire, and soon we’ll see the Emperor’s new clothes.

Those who sleep with dogs shouldn’t be surprised to wake up with fleas. The way I see it, people who defend Trump should go down in history as co-conspirators.

During World War II, Tokyo Rose broadcast to soldiers that their wives were being unfaithful. Nazi Joseph Goebbels talked German people into killing millions of human beings, and Fox broadcasting is a mirror image of Putin’s state run news channel.

To tell the truth, I don’t know how press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders sleeps at night.

Even though it has been almost two years since DJT became the leader of the free world – I still can’t get my head around the fact that the American people elected an egotistical, reality TV personality as their president.  

Even before the election Donald Trump lied, ripped off hard working contractors and broke all ten of the commandments – on numerous occasions – and yet evangelicals vote for him and he still sits atop the Republican throne.

Even though it’s been almost two very long years since our reality changed; I can’t wait to see the future, I can’t wait to see the pendulum swing.

At this point in world history will common sense become the new political norm? At this point in history will Americans recognize the ugliness in the mirror? Will everyone wake up and say: “We’ve been had.”

Before I get ahead of myself, as a realist, I know there is still some time left for the president to hang in the wind. Coincidently the penalty for treason is hanging, but that will never happen, because his righteous friend Vice President Mike Pence will pardon the Don.

Even though I look forward to justice taking its due course, resulting in Trump’s impeachment, it’s Mike Pence who scares the hell out of me even more than Donald’s finger on the big red button.

I could see Mike Pence blurring the line between church and state. Women’s rights could be in jeopardy along with any non-Christian type sex.    

I hope they throw the book at Donald John Trump – at the very least I hope he loses his money, his fame and has to spend the rest of his days looking over his shoulder for Russians.

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