BEE IN THE BONNET: PORNOGRAPHY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

You’ve heard it said that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure? Then I’m sure we can all agree that… Read more »

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Bee In The Bonnet: The Sky Is Falling! The Sky Is Falling!

As a humorist I look for the punch line in any given scenario. I tend to walk on the sunny… Read more »

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BEE IN THE BONNET: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING?

Ma turns to Pa and says, “All you see on TV today is sex and violence. It makes a person… Read more »

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“BEE IN THE BONNET” – A WORLD WIDE GAME OF CHESS

“Call it in the air: heads or tails?” That’ll be your fate, right? Or do we even have a choice… Read more »

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GAS UP BEFORE GAS GOES UP

Summer is almost here, and so too is the need to drive. Get your car shined up, gas up and… Read more »

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Old Native Predicts Early Spring

As some of my readers may know, I’m a wise old Indian – well I’m at least two of those… Read more »

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WISDOM OF THE AGES

It is said that youth is wasted on the young – but what if you’re young at heart? Ask anyone… Read more »

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Should I Stay or Should I Go

My dad would get drunk and smack my mom in the face. He’d scream at her, then turn to us… Read more »

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MAN’S CURSE IS HIS THIRST OF THE UNKNOWN

Do you look to the stars and wonder? Do the stars dance in your imagination, like they do in mine?… Read more »

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THE SKINNY OF IT IS – I’M NOT.

How many times have you heard someone jokingly say, “I hate skinny people”? For some people this is a weighty… Read more »

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